He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.
Insane clown posse the dating gasme
C#1: Look, FUCK YOU, I got a strong rap shit, you don't want Contestant number two, he's mad whack.
I walked into a barn and there he was, standing up on a bucket *Laughs* tryin' to fuck it, it was a big, fucking, smelly ass farm LLAMA C#2: DAMN dawg! Thanks to Samantha for submitting The Dating Game Lyrics.
Host: Lets meet contestant number 1, he's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says; 'women love his sexy smile'. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. ' Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS.
Sharon: Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready!
Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits!
I'd go through your phone book and whack 'em all, and find Contestant number one and break his fuckin' jaw (what!? Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'.
as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!