I especially wish we had 999-style call location technology so we could trace calls and call people back who’ve hung up on us by mistake.
Nine times out of ten, the customer is a f****** moron.” Me: “…” Manager: “But here’s the thing: the customer may be the biggest g****** sack of s*** douchebag idiot out there, but we want to take his money from him. If he says he’s the f****** king of France, what do you say to him?
As an HR major (update: former HR major - ed.) and generally distrustful person, I have learned over time how to recognize bogus job opportunities.
” Me: “I’d like to know how I can help you with your bins, sir. Or is there somebody in the room who can help you with your call? I have set up regular direct debits to dementia charities since I started working here.
” (I heard the phone clatter to the table or floor and the line went dead shortly thereafter.
Maybe it's the cynic in me, but anything promising a large payoff for minimal effort just makes me roll my eyes.
Sure, in a perfect world we could make a thousand bucks a month by working a couple hours a day.Kirby is a manufacturer of vacuum cleaners and home cleaning accessories, based out of Cleveland, Ohio, with dealers in several countries. The vacuum is built solid (albeit heavy as fuck and looks like it should come with a flame-thrower attachment) and really does everything it's touted to do, everything from carpets and staircases, upholstery, mattresses, and wiping your ass for you.Wait, scratch that last one, but with a price tag in the range of two grand and half a kidney, it really fucking should. That being said, it is best to take most of it with a grain of salt. It can be a good example of Tropes that appear in Real Life. Abusing the employee for one reason or another (trying to get their own way, or for the fun of it); 3. is a website dedicated to stories of the stupid, ignorant, egotistical, funny and just plain mad customers whom retail staff across the world (well, mostly in the Anglo-sphere — since it's an English-only site) encounter.