Because a woman is overweight, or she’s not pretty enough or her boobs are flat — then she reflect it on the man. On the show you have a no sex before monogamy rule... I’m a very sexual person, so if I don’t get enough sex I get crabby. Now they’re dating for the first time and they’re in their 50s!
There are a lot of things you can do to a man if the raw material is there. Does he have a good business ethic, where he could take care of you financially? He wants to give it to you, fine, but his penis is off limits.
Those more important things are going by the wayside, just because the man doesn’t look right. You say, ‘We’ve chosen monogamy for a) safety reasons, b) because I don’t want to put my emotions at risk — if you go and step out on me, I’m going to feel shitty about myself or c) it makes you feel good that you’re claimed and wanted. But if you try the goods and you think there’s no salvaging it — I mean, you won’t know 100 percent because even if the kissing is there and all the heavy petting is there, if he doesn’t know how to use the wand and there’s no magic — and you can’t teach him — then you’re on to the next person because you’re not going to be sexually attracted to them anymore. I’ll give you that one, it’s a one-sided deal, baby. I will warn you, though, if he goes down on you, you’re going to want to put it in. I think there is something to be said for instant attraction.
“Never ever go out of the house without a perfectly “Completely Bare” cooch, because you never know when you’re going to get lucky. Freshly manicured nails, moisturizer, a great lip gloss that gives the perfect pout, eye drops to brighten the eyes, a hint of bronzing powder and mascara and every man will swoon over you!
” And in true Patti form, she didn’t censor her tips!
Before meeting the guy — who could be the one, you never know — be sure to: “Avoid overly made up makeup — “cake face” — men will run for the hills. ” Patti says there are a few must-haves to always carry in your purse: “Definitely our Completely Bare Wax on the Go-Go Travel Wax Kit because you never know when you’re going to need it.
Men like the fresh faced girl next door as opposed to the over done camera-ready divas. Lip gloss for sure and a great fragrance that can double as a deodorant.
Make sure the fragrance is not too grandma and has a citrus vanilla scent — you never know when you’ll need to snag a millionaire.
Overly chemical fragrances tend to get into the room before you do!
But if you’re doing it a) to find out their net worth or b) see what their story is, then you’re going to snooze, you lose.
Most men have the worst pictures they ever dreamed of themselves on their Facebook pages.
Let’s say, for instance, that you’re tweeting about the place you went last night, and you got drunk with your girlfriends.