He wants to know what I’m looking for, and whether I have any kids, the latter, apparently, being the sort of thing people sometimes neglect to mention. I spent two days listening to the four albums he prescribed before the email arrived: he said our connection lacked spark. When he tells me what he does I’m not sure whether he’s joking or not so I laugh, and he says—in a tone that is hurt or injured or just plain angry— This date ends with us splitting the check but not before he discovers an unexpected new source of hilarity (to him): the busboy. When the busboy walks away, the clown drops more food in the same spot.
A gentle, middle-aged Latino fellow who discreetly wipes away the food this clown has dropped on our table in the process of expounding upon how people in L.
-A regular delete I scour through photos Ewwww ugly, ooooh he’s nice or phwooooar!
Some of singledom woes Others you want to know more It can become an addiction Everyday checking mail and hoping Who are fact and who are fiction Will I end today again still moping?
My perfect date is Lying with you, Under the stars.
I’m easy to impress, Not like the other girls Who dream of fancy things.
And by now I have reached the point in the script where the cat and the camp stove and the injured traveling companions— like all of us, deserving— get left behind. (Musicians, never forget: this cotton we stuff into our lives to stop the rattling?
Opposite the designated coffee shop we meet, waiting for the light to change.I pick and choose When dating online Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose Whilst I think, who could be mine Searching hundreds of profiles Hoping for that one Wondering whose contain lies And who just wants fun I receive a new mail Delightedly I wonder Will they blow the wind out of my sail Even rock my thunder?Damn, it’s a message from admin As I sink back into my seat Blah, blah, yes, you’re straight to the bin!wanita senang dipuji, cobalah untuk membuatnya tersipu atau buat dia tersenyum kecil.baginya pria idaman itu pria yang mampu membuat hatinya berbunga-bunga.If you want to show someone that you don't care then body odor and bad breath is the way to go.